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نویسنده :محمد
تاریخ:سه شنبه 12 اردیبهشت 1391-01:12 ق.ظ

زنبوردار : کسی که همسر بلوند دارد

کاج : نمایندگی انتشارات گاج در دوبی

ژنتیک : ژنی که عامل اصلی تیک زدن در انسان می باشد

هشتگرد : ۵

خورشت بامیه : مسئولیت پختن خورشت بر عهده من است

وایمکس : درنگ چرا؟

خراب : نوعی نوشیدنی حاوی تکه های کوچک خر

شیردان : آنکه شیر خوب را از بد تمیز می دهد

گشتاور: یک سری آدم نخاله که برای هر مسئله کوچکی پلیس را خبر می کنند.

البرز: عربها به « پرز » گویند

هردمبیل: جایی که در آن بابت هر چیزی قبض صادر میشود

غیرتی: هر نوع نوشیدنی به جز چای

قرتی : نوعی چای که با قر و حرکات موزون سرو میشود

پنهانی : قلمی که جای جوهر با عسل مینویسد

مختلف : مرگ مغزی

مورچه خوار : خواهر مورچه.

جدول : کسی که نیاکانش علاف باشند را گویند

کره حیوانی : بیچاره ناشنواست

کته ماست : آن گربه مال ماست

Saturday : روز جهانی ساطور

کراچی : پس تکلیف ناشنوایان چه میشود ؟

سه‌پایه : ۳ تا آدم باحال که همیشه پایه هر حرکتی‌ هستند

یک کلاغ چهل کلاغ : نبردی ناجوانمردانه بین کلاغ‌ها

وانت : اینترنت آزاد و بدون فیلتر

اسلواکی : نرم و خرامان گام برداشتن

نیکوتین : نوجوانی خوش سیرت

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