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کاج : نمایندگی انتشارات گاج در دوبی

ژنتیک : ژنی که عامل اصلی تیک زدن در انسان می باشد

هشتگرد : ۵

خورشت بامیه : مسئولیت پختن خورشت بر عهده من است

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هردمبیل: جایی که در آن بابت هر چیزی قبض صادر میشود

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مورچه خوار : خواهر مورچه.

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Saturday : روز جهانی ساطور

کراچی : پس تکلیف ناشنوایان چه میشود ؟

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